I'm Matt, I'm 20 years old and I'm an alcoholic.

Nah just kidding, I'm addicted to heroin.

For some reason I thought it would be a good idea move 161 miles from home and pay a shit ton of money to wake up at a ridiculous time and get lectured at.

In other words I go to university in Chichester.

I'm not very good at tumblr, I don't even know how to add extra pages or how to be funny.

But if you want to have a giggle, and/or get a boner then I suggest you stick around cause those are the values of this 'blog'

@matt2fat

 

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

(Source: vinegod)

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

counterpunches:

literally just a clip of ravers dancing at a music festival, but with the rave music taken out and Benny Hill music put in x